Find my Girlfriend

is at the airport, she talks to the at the desk

Man : hello, how can I help you ?

Bea : yes iam going to Barcelona … I want to sit to my girlfriend on the plane

Man : ok we have to seat together

Beat : greak

Man : umm.. where Is your girlfriend ?

Bea : I don’t know. Can you help find her ?

Man : what does she look like ?

Bea : hmm. She is tall. She has dark hair …

Man : ok

Bea : she loves sports and cooking…

Man :uh…

Bea : she loves animals… but she drives to fast

Man : ok,what is her name ?

Bea : oh I don’t know

Man : you don’t know girlfriend’s name ?

Bea : I don’t have a girlfiend yet. Can you help me find one?

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