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did you sleep the pizza girl behind my back ?



 stevie call the pizza girls to order  


stevie : and we're just going to do a large peperoni 

pizza seller : okay large peperoni. got it. 

stevie : and then a ceacar salad please. 

pizza girl : oh, did you want add chicken to that ceacar salad for 5 dollar

stevie : oh yeah, actually that sounds great, thanks. 

pizza girl : your total is 31.67 and you order should be ready in about 25 minutes. see you soon

pizza girls : see you soon 


nikki : right in front of  me. 

stevie : what ? 

nikki : are you sleeping with the pizza girl behind my back ? 

stevie : baby what are you talking about ? 

nikki : are you sleeping with the pizza girl behind my back ? 

stevie : this is such a pathetic question that it litetrally does not deserve an answer. 

nikki : you think she's hot ? 

stevie : i didn't see what she looked like

nikki : remind me one of those like 9's hotlines. 

stevie : 9's hotline 

nikki : hey daddy, do you want to upgrade for $9,99 and get some chiken breast? 

stevie : oh my god stop. 

nikki : yeah, are they juicy ? 

stevie : is that your impression of me ? 

nikki : welldone i reallly can't believe you kept in your pants that long. stops

stevie : oh baby 

nikki : what are you wearing ? 

stevie : if i had to guess, she wearing the tomato john's uniform. that's usually what they wear at work. 

nikki : so, you,ve thought about this ? 

stevie : i have thought about it, yeah. 

nikki : is her uniform just an apron? 

stevie : i'm going to go pick up our pizza now and then we're going to drop this. okay

nikki : okay

stevie : cool. 


nikki : answer the question , are you sleeping with the pizza girl behind my back ? 

stevie : iam not anwsering the question because you're paranoid

nikki : thought you could just go off to something else with their little sneaky link behind my back. 

stevie : iam going to pick up a goddam pizza. 

nikki : yeah, i'll be judge of that.

stevie : what do you mean judge of that ? 


nikki and stevie to the pizza store meet the pizza girl


stevie : will you stop 

pizza girl : thank you so much for waiting, iam sorry about that. piccking up ? 

stevie : we had a large peperoni a ceacar salad 

pizza girls : with chicken ? 

stevie : yeah 

pizza girl : can't forget the best part of the salad. 

nikki : god, have some respect for yourself. 

pizza girl : exusme ? 

stevie : you could just ignore her, i'm sorry.

nikki : you can't get the best part of the salad. you literally throwing yourself at my mans. 

pizza girls : sorry, i'm throwing what at who ? 

nikki : my man's 

stevie : once again, you could ignore her. i don't know.

nikki : just ignore me pumpkin. 

pizza girl : sure , okay, i i'll get your order right now. okay you must be stevie ? 

stevie : my name is stevie, yeah we spoke.

nikki : you need a backup 

pizza girl : okay see. i would love to do that, but you have to pay $31.67. 

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